
For the Old Caltrain
I shall miss the springy seats, perfectly inclined for napping;
The new ones are perfect for staying alert and working, which is to say
they are not perfect.

A December Walk
To live here in San Francisco no mean state of awe. It is an orgiastic undercurrent of gratitude.

What Happens to San Francisco, Really
There is unquestioned magic here, and protective madness too, which you contract breathing in the piss fumes of sidewalks minutes before you inhale eucalyptus-laden fog.

A Minute in New York
I suspect no one knows how or why New York is; it is a phantasmagoric hallucination of many generations.

The House of Scribblers: Inside California’s Last Illicit Writing Den
“What are we doing?” I eventually ask.
“We are writing,” he replies, before typing out three words and then deleting them.

Write, Right?
Now that Lent is over, I can resume two of my favorite habits: drinking and thinking about writing. Sometimes, at the same time.

So-and-So Memorial Bridge
The sort of poem that comes to you while in gridlock traffic. Free verse with incidental meter.

Spring, Again
I think that is the real delight of nature: we know what will happen, and yet we are never quite sure.

On American Hegemony, the Clock is Tik-Toking
Certainly the most hilarious fear is that the app was designed to be so addictive that it would be downloaded to government phones where it could mine for data, something that could be done with a halfway decent solitaire app.

Lobbying for Lobby Music
I think one of the principal benefits of owning a business is that, at a certain level of success, you get to have a building with a lobby, and playing in this lobby is music you chose.

Fogset on San Francisco
If I were given perhaps ten miles left to live, I think I would walk most of them in San Francisco on a foggy afternoon.

For: ChatGPT
OpenAI released ChatGPT-4 last week, a headline which inspires the same feeling as “Norfolk Southern Announces Faster Trains.”

It’s a Silicon Life
The bank run is not the most important scene in the film, and recent references are not entirely spot on — the Bailey Building and Loan did not collapse, Silicon Valley Bank did; Mr. Potter did not have a full head of hair, Peter Thiel does.

Manquetails
I have determined that it would be preferable to order a glass of milk at a bar than to order something called a “No-jito.”

Under the Sun
“…this idol is a clever mechanism, and actually digests these offerings through some inner mechanical workings before regurgitating them alongside previous sacrifices, which causes the natives to whoop nightmarishly and post on social media.”

A Reddit, if You Can Keep It
Which, then, is the ideal for online communities? … a “pluriverse” or some hodgepodge of the above, is a coy answer that history would suggest is unlikely, at least while maintaining a single cohesive society.


A Walk Through Santa Clara University
“There is less cigarette smoke these days, and that is a shame — there is nothing like a stranger’s cigarette on a crisp spring evening.”

Prometheus Beneath the Bridge
“I can see a future where fire is an illegal domain, like tobacco in some nations and the gasoline engine in California thirty years from now (the modern republic seems to recoil from the glow of combustion).”

Good Night, Ma’am
Through it all, and likely knowing far more about the goings-on of the world than you or I do, Queen Elizabeth II was somehow a steadfast and unchanging presence, an almost natural feature in the landscape of humanity.